chat-up – The FreeAndSingle Blog https://freeandsingle.com/blog Helping you find better dates Fri, 21 Sep 2018 14:52:07 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.3 What’s Your Sign? And Other Naff Lines https://freeandsingle.com/blog/whats-your-sign-and-other-naff-lines/ Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:26:30 +0000 http://freeandsingle.com/blog/?p=692 We love hearing how people got together (or didn’t, as the case may be) so that we can glean what works, what doesn’t and what is just a plain bad idea. Here, we’ve put together a list of fantastically funny, cheesy, sweet and awful chat up lines so you can have a chuckle.   One […]

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]]> We love hearing how people got together (or didn’t, as the case may be) so that we can glean what works, what doesn’t and what is just a plain bad idea. Here, we’ve put together a list of fantastically funny, cheesy, sweet and awful chat up lines so you can have a chuckle.

 

One thing: Never use one of these lines unless you want to stay single forever!

 

1. Do you have a plaster? ‘Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

2. You’re like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.

3. You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I’m still a bachelor.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

5. I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down.

6. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

7. Is your last name Ruth? ‘Cos you’re definitely a babe.

8. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

9. If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

10. Good thing I brought my library card, ‘cos I am checking you out!

 

BONUS LINE:  Keep it quiet – but I’m COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.

 

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