What’s Your Sign? And Other Naff Lines

We love hearing how people got together (or didn’t, as the case may be) so that we can glean what works, what doesn’t and what is just a plain bad idea. Here, we’ve put together a list of fantastically funny, cheesy, sweet and awful chat up lines so you can have a chuckle.


One thing: Never use one of these lines unless you want to stay single forever!


1. Do you have a plaster? ‘Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

2. You’re like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.

3. You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I’m still a bachelor.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

5. I bet you £10 you’re gonna turn me down.

6. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

7. Is your last name Ruth? ‘Cos you’re definitely a babe.

8. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

9. If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

10. Good thing I brought my library card, ‘cos I am checking you out!


BONUS LINE:  Keep it quiet – but I’m COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.


I’d love to hear your take on this tricky situation – chat to me @freeandsingle or join our Facebook Page